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No, this isn’t Pokemon, these monsters are of the lettuce variety.
Not all vegetable based Fridgelandians grow like TVland vegetables do, but those that do share many traits with lettuce monsters. Lettuce monsters grow in patches, and their development is done through nutrients in the soil they grow in (If you’re curious, Fridgelandian dirt is close to TVland dirt, but more closely resembles ground up coffee beans in texture.). Genetics behind where the seed comes from and the nutrients from the soil both play part in a monster’s development, which can be widely varied.
As the name implies, lettuce monsters are rarely a simple humanoid shape, coming in all kinds of shapes and sizes. Lettuce monsters rarely develop limbs past stumps and leafy claws/pincers, but there’s always exceptions. It’s almost unheard of for a lettuce monster to have no development whatsoever though, like our new friend in the comic. Though young monsters start off very budlike in the shape of a typical head of lettuce we’d find in our grocerie stores, finding an adult lettuce monster still in this form is about as common as seeing a human with no arms or legs.
Because lettuce monsters each have such unique needs, they often have difficulty in big cities meant for more streamlined communities, which thankfully isn’t a problem since they’re most common in the very rural areas of Toffeetown, often living in small nomadic herds that move with each season. When a lettuce monster is full grown and sprouts from their patch, they are all typically welcomed in a naming ceremony held at the end of each season to commemorate new beginnings, right before the herd packs up and moves to another area for the next generation to grow. Rarely will you find a lettuce monster who travels alone.
In case you couldn’t tell, the lettuce head in Fruit Incest is considered quite the oddball. You wont be seeing many other lettuce monsters either, so enjoy this sketch of random monster designs I made up off the top of my head. I’m sure y’all can think up some nice lettucey designs of your own even. Lettuce makes for some fun looking creatures.
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Man, I hate designing characters who only appear once or twice. I remember I had a lot of them return in my last New Year’s special for one last cameo, but I can’t do much with these Fridgeland extras, no matter how much fun I had drawing them all and thinking up little background information and personalities for each of them. Just look at these little guys! Makes me wanna catch em all or something. Such is the fate of random background extras. The life of a living prop is not one for recognition, especially drawn ones, but I still appreciate every one of them!
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
And Tim Burton plays Helena Bonham carter. It’s actually directed by Johnny Depp.
No, no, Danny Elfman plays Helena Bonham Carter, and she does the music.
“It’s the Tim Burton Show! Starring Johnny Depp as Tim Burton!”
Source: funeralfrost
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Behold! The map of Fridgeland.
Now that our current story arc is taking us out into the wonderful world of Toffeetown, I think I should clarify that there’s much more to Fridgeland than the gumdrop mountains oop north. Since nobody cares about Fridgeland and plot, especially me, it may surprise some of you that each region of Fridgeland has been featured so far, except the Orange Republic, which Itotally did not invent off the top of my head two weeks ago cause the map was looking too empty. That would be unprofessional and lazy, which is something I so am not. Nuh-uh. Not at all.
It should be noted that, yes, Fridgeland is just one big continent, no bigger than North America, with only a few stray islands off in the middle of nowhere in the vast Milk Ocean of Fridgeland. It’s not too surprising seeing as the world of Fridgeland is only a quarter the size of TVland. Oh, but don’t bother trying to figure out how planets and gravity work for Fridgeland. It’s all magic to us, and our space is just as confusing to them, not that space wasn’t ridiculous enough to figure out as it is. And no, this is totally not me setting up “magic” as my go to solution whenever nothing makes sense in Fridgeland. That would just be lazy of me. I’m totally not lazy. Fridgeland makes complete sense and I planned this all out years ago, not off the top of my head as I write these. Don’t be silly.
If you’re thinking of nice places to visit in each region, we’ve seen some nice countryside looks at Toffeetown, and there’s a variety of mountain ranges and lakes over in Banan. Dinner Dale has some lovely rural villages, and the Hot Fudge mountain range is so big you’d be hard pressed to find a place that didn’t have a good view of them. Custard’s got some nice rainy weather and big cities if that’s your kind of scene, and when traveling through the beautiful islands of Orange, you’ll find no better place to visit than Doom Mountain, situated at the center of Death Meadow.
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Hey kids! It’s time for another Science Lesson with Professor Ma-er, I mean, Miss Hedgey. Today’s subject is Fridgelandian technology!
As everyone knows, Fridgeland can be accessed through TVlandian fridges, and TVland can be reached through Fridgelandian TVs. No one really knows why Portals form inside these two specific devices, but the most interesting thing about them is that they serve completely different purposes in both worlds.
Fridgelandian fridges are nothing more than pieces of fancy furniture. They’re basically tents to most of the food based denizens of Fridgeland. The better sample of Fridgelandian technology is the almighty TV. Fridgelandian TVs don’t even come close to TVland ones. They’re essentially a box that leads to a small pocket dimension capable of storing food and supplies.
Go ahead. Just reach inside and pull out that yummy sammich.
If you’re wondering how this works, basically, a Fridelandian TV’s “screen” functions like a portal (not to be confused with magical Portals that transport you to TVland). The endless space inside is powered by a force called Cheese (not to be confused with regular cheese that we eat (or that some Fridgelandians are made of)). Cheese functions similar to electricity in our world, in that both Cheese and Electricity are physically impossible in the opposite world. In other words, Fridgelandian TVs work using a force that does not make sense in our world’s laws of physics, and vice versa. We’re pretty much magic to each other.
The real interesting part is that transporting these devices between worlds yields odd results. Normally, taking one appliance from one world into another is pointless. TVland products can’t work in a world where electricity doesn’t exist, and Fridgeland’s gadgets need Cheese, which is nonexistant in our world. TVs and fridges are once again the odd example.
A fridge made in Fridgeland will somehow be able to make ice and store food with coolness inside TVland despite that not being its original purpose. Similarly, a TV made in TVland can be taken into Fridgeland, where it will magically be capable of storing things with its own portal, something that doesn’t even exist in its original workings. Like the magical rift breaking Portals, no one knows how or why this happens. I guess it’s just magic.
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Hey guys, wanna see a naked GamGam? Me neither! She makes a good demonstration of Fridgelandian anatomy though, so let’s take a quick look and learn some useless information nobody asked for!
At first glance, Lady GamGam can easily pass for a human. It helps that I never add colour to anything (Although in her case we’re not missing out on much. Pink and green? Yuck!). Once she strips down though, you’ll see she’s not even wearing pants. Fridgeland is full of many creatures, some so versatile, even members of the same family look like different species. Gummies tend to all have pudgy, slightly humanoid bodies, so if I weren’t too lazy to draw more Fridgeland characters, you’d see more full figures for comparison.
GamGam’s fashionable enough to wear a top and hat that provide a more rounded and balanced figure to even out her more slim arms and head, a common choice among for the chub favoured gummy societies of Fridgeland. The wings on her back are also rather low because this particular outfit is in fact too large for GamGam, causing it to sag in the back. Poor girl must have lost some weight recently. How embarrassing!
Judging by her, ahem, upper half, it would appear that gummies function like mammals. I imagine “gummy milk” would taste quite yummy, but without the existence of gummy cows, I’d stay away from any stores that sold such a product. Speaking of gummy unmentionables, if you look at her underbelly you’d see she usually has no feet. Although most gummies do have legs, it’s not uncommon for ones like GamGam to require extra limbs like feet or thumbs to protrude from their body. This is less them growing limbs and more like you standing on your tippytoes. GamGam’s walk is really just her stretching out her lower half to wiggle around, she’s just very stretchy, as you’d expect from someone of her species.
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So I just uploaded the second part of my current story arc (this time it only took me eight hours to draw!), and as I was finishing up I noticed this is basically the perfect jump-in point for any potential new readers. For one thing, I’ve never spent this much time and effort on a comic before, so it’s pretty much the best quality you’re gonna get from me at the moment.
On top of that though, this story features no characters or events from my giant list of continuity gags, and it actually explains many concepts behind Fridgeland in a very reader friendly manner for anyone not familiar with my, at this point, 400+ comics, including some new stuff for anyone trying to figure out how my nonsensical universe works.
Oh, and in terms of writing, I feel this story arc does a good job showing off my most common style of humour and storytelling, as opposed to one of the sillier one-shot gags or the more serious arcs like those involving The Folklorist.
Basically, my point is that I’m liking this story arc the more I go along, and I’m pretty much working full time on it too. I feel if anyone’s going to see my comics for the first time, this would probably be the best time to do so, so if any of my more recent readers haven’t fully checked out Fruit Incest yet or have some friends who’d like my stuff, go on and give me a shout out or something.
I promise I’ll go back to sucking and drawing mostly crap once this story’s over, but for now, can I pretend I’m a real professional artist or something?
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Hey guys, I just uploaded my 400th comic. Do I get something special? Maybe some cool kids checking out my stuff? No? Oh well, I’ll take what I can.
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